Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
