your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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