i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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