I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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