Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
