"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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