I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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