This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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