Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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