I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
