Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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