your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Randomize
