Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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