just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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