so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i would one night stand the shit outta him
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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