And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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