She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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