Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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