I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Shame - the story of my life.
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