just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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