Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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