the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Pants are for mortals
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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