I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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