ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
