well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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