how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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