question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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