How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Say something about gay babies.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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