Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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