So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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