He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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