don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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