Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We just shotgunned beers for America
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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