My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Randomize
