Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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