im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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