Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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