You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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