This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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