writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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