You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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