I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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