What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
