Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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