at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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