This gyro tastes like lonliness
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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