Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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