I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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