Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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