No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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